Should I apologize for yesterday’s post or just let it be? Ha!

Actually, it’s one of my favourites lately. Know why? Because I DON’T KNOW WHO WROTE IT. It’s like I was hypnotized or dreaming while I wrote it…. I read it again today, and I was, like, “whah?”! Still, I LIKED it. I really LIKED it! And, it’s rare that I really like what I write. I had NO CONTROL over that one, friends. And, isn’t that what writing and blogging’s about? This blog’s supposed to be honest, supposed to be about me — conscious(ish) or not.

Also, booHOO, I have a cold. So, I’m not only beyond exhausted, but I’m feeling LIKE ARSE to boot. And, and, AND! The rascal’s TOTALLY having a growth spurt; hence, I might as well not wear a bra, or leave the house, or blog…. I’m nursing so much I feel like I’m going to vomit. LOVE!

So, I have to thank you.

…Have to thank you for sticking around while I go through this no-sleep, disjointed, CARAZAY WRITING phase.

Yes, it is with many thanks that I give you this….THE RASCAL WITH EYES OPEN (and with the GORJ it’sgrandma):

and, THIS:

Yes…. I may be officially CARAZAY because of that wide-eyed little rascal, but, at least I have A NEW CAMERA!!! It’s a Canon. Check it I LOVE IT:

I love it! See? Look at this picture I took with MY NEW CAMERA!:


Don’t you just love how toddlers lie down to sleep, like, ANYWHERE they want? Apparently, the monkey was a little tired today….

Ahhh, he sleeps…. For the moment….

He sleeps in his new chair. I bought it for him today. Like a zombie, I haunted the aisles of Toys R’ Us until I found it…. The perfect chair for my little rascal (and, it happens to convert to a toddler chair for Miss Monkey to enjoy, too! Life doesn’t get much better than THAT):


Zzzzzz…. I’d go to sleep, too. But, HE DOESN’T FOOL ME. He’ll be up in 5 minutes for a BOOOOBIE.

Oh, and, you TOTALLY have to see this.

I’m a pretty good cook, I’d say. I mean, when I make the effort, I’m not bad. But, this lack of sleep thing is not only killing my writing, but it’s killing my cooking! I tried to make the “Tofu Nuggets” from Jessica Seinfeld’s Deceptively Delicious, and here’s what happened….

What was supposed to look like this….

Turned out…

like…

THIS….

YES, it tasted as gross as it looks. Josh-O graciously ate it. The monkey wouldn’t touch it….

I need sleep. OBVIOUSLY. And, I need to get rid of this cold….

I hope I get more than one hour tonight…. I really need that.

I’m so out of it.

And, how are YOU?

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