Let’s face facts here. I’m nursing. Yes, I’m a breastfeeding machine. And, that cheaty little rascal’s one HUNGRY DUDE, I tell you! So, basically, I’m hungry all the time. Hear that, Gorgeouses? ALL the time. But, in my current COMMITTED attempt at self-exploration, I’m learning that I tend to confuse my hunger cues with my utter EXHAUSTION and a mixed bag of EMOTIONS.

Anyway, I’m FAMISHED right now (or possibly EXHAUSTED or EMOTIONAL). But, it’s bedtime soon (and I am most probably EXHAUSTED or EMOTIONAL). So, I decided to make myself some tea and post pics of celebrities eating. Let’s hope it does the trick! Check it!!! (By the way, I TRIED to find a picture of Clive Owen eating because that would be AWWWWESOME right now — but, no luck. He remains very under-the-radar. Dangit.)

1. HEIDI KLUM. How ADORABLE is she? Love….

2. GEORGE CLOONEY. CHOMP! And, nawt hawt.

3. HILARY SWANK. And the famous celebratory Astro burger…. FABULOUS.

4. JENNIFER GARNER. Inspires with healthy ORANGE. Mmmm, want ORANGE, NOW.

5. NICOLE RICHIE. One of the ole fake eating photo opps — pre-pregnancy.

6. RIHANNA. Makes eating look SEXAY.

7. KATHERINE HEIGL. Uggers!

8. HAYDEN PANETTIERE. Loves her food, and we love her for it. EGGS GLORIOUS EGGS!

9. BEN AFFLECK. Could not open mouth any wider….

10. ALI LARTER. Ceeewwwt!

11. ANGELINA JOLIE. Makes men everywhere jealous of an ice cream cone. (Sorry, had to….)

12. BRITNEY SPEARS. Because there’s simply no Thursday 13 Celebrity Eating Edition without a little bit of Brit Brit….

13. MINDEN. HAWWWWWT!

Hmm, I think it did the trick! I’m not so hungry anymore…! I should do this EVERY NIGHT! Maybe write a book about this winning weight-loss strategy!?

Tomorrow, Rascal and I go to our first real program together. Just the two of us…. It’s going to be so sweet!


FEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!