I know I’ve been a BAD BAD food-blogger these days. HORRIBLY terrible. But, you know? I have a good excuse. Well, two good excuses: 1) a computer on the fritz; 2) I’ve been OFF food and cooking since I had the flu (or whatever that was) last week.

So, I have this computer for, like, 10 minutes. So, I thought I’d ask you something: HOW DO YOU WASH YOUR BROCCOLI?

I washed my broccoli tonight. And, I washed it. And, I washed it.

Lo and behold, though? I found not 1, not 2, but THREE spiders in the florets. THREE! Little black bulbous spiders that I was JUST ABOUT TO EAT.

Vegan notwithstanding, I did NOT want to ingest ANY spider with my broccoli. After the third spider, I decided enough was enough, and I tossed all the florets.

I’m not sure I can ever eat another broccoli floret again!

The same thing happened to me with brussel sprouts that I bought in university. Bugs EVERYWHERE, and I didn’t realize it until halfway into eating them, when I turned on a better light…. Eeeek. Can you say, “Survivor“? How ’bout “Fear Factor“?

I guess I’ll just have to settle for the frozen florets from now on….