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		<title>Pledge to Eat to Live Better</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 23:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haley-O</dc:creator>
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It was this lovely salad that inspired me to do something about my diet &#8212; which has deteriorated so much since my cleanse ended that I find myself exhausted, shaky, anxious and depleted&#8230;. Arugula salad with chopped fennel, orange, walnuts and a tangy dressing of olive oil, freshly squeezed orange juice and basil. So simple, [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Pledge to Eat to Live Better", url: "http://cheatykitchen.com/index.php/2009/02/22/pledge-to-eat-to-live-better/" });</script>]]></description>
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<p>It was this lovely salad that inspired me to do something about my diet &#8212; which has deteriorated so much since my cleanse ended that I find myself exhausted, shaky, anxious and depleted&#8230;. Arugula salad with chopped fennel, orange, walnuts and a tangy dressing of olive oil, freshly squeezed orange juice and basil. So simple, but creative, aesthetically-pleasing and super healthy. My friend set it in front of me after I insisted that she don&#8217;t go out of her way &#8212; on our pizza playdate &#8212; to feed my vegan self&#8230;. And, I was inspired. Inspired to cook again (and, thus, to update this blog, finally) and inspired to get back into the kitchen and create. Fennel! She put fennel in the salad!</p>
<p>The next day, I went to the bookstore and finally bought this book I&#8217;ve been eyeing a long time: <em>Becoming Vegan: The Complete Guide to Adopting a Healthy Plant-Based Diet</em>&#8230;.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.ca/Becoming-Vegan-Complete-Adopting-Plant-Based/dp/1570671036?&amp;camp=212529&amp;creative=383481&amp;linkCode=waf&amp;tag=ablogofherown-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/becomingvegan.jpg" alt="" width="155" height="218" /></a></p>
<p>Because something had to be done. I mean, the way my body thanked me upon each bite of delightfully bitter arugala, each nutty crunch of walnut, each juicy squish of orange slice? It was like Minden at cookie time&#8230;.</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/IMG_7810.jpg" alt="" width="224" height="299" /></p>
<p>&#8230;THANKFUL. See, I AM a yoga instructor. So, I might be a little more aware of my body than most people. And I totally felt the thanks with every bite. I KNOW my body needs work. It needs help and proper, educated nourishment. If I&#8217;m going to be a vegan &#8212; which I am, because I love animals beyond the norm &#8212; I have to do it right. If I want to live to a ripe old age with healthy bones and peace of mind, I have to do it right.</p>
<p>So, here are some things I&#8217;ve learned from the book (my eyes HURT from scanning its pages all day), that I&#8217;ll do, or that I&#8217;ll do more consistently, to get healthy and stay on the HEALTHY vegan wagon for life (fingers crossed!)&#8230;.</p>
<p>1. Have I told you about the sweet potatoes? I can&#8217;t remember. I buy about four a week &#8212; all for me because my kids won&#8217;t touch &#8216;em now, for some reason&#8230;. Right when I get home from the grocery store, I take out my sweet potatoes, poke &#8216;em with a knife several times and stick &#8216;em in the oven at 400°F. Sweet potatoes are one of the healthiest vegetables on the planet &#8212; loaded with beta carotene, fiber, and so much more. More importantly&#8230;, they&#8217;re like CANDY. Their juice even oozes out of the holes I poke, and it caramelizes, and I peel it off the baking sheet AND EAT IT &#8212; total CANDY. YOU MUST TRY IT&#8230;.</p>
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<p>2. OMEGA 3s. OMG, have I told you about Omega 3s? You need &#8216;em. <em>Especially</em> if, like me, you&#8217;re prone to depression and anxiety (of course, they&#8217;re essential for a host of other reasons&#8230;). If you don&#8217;t eat fish, you must take a supplement. I am now making a concerted effort to get my omegas 3s from walnuts (I make sure <a href="http://cheatymonkey.com/index.php/2009/02/19/everything-but-the-kidsxo/" target="_blank">my kids eat walnuts</a>), hemp seeds, and a daily dose of <a href="http://udoerasmus.com/products/oil_blend_en.htm" target="_blank">Udo&#8217;s Choice</a>, which came highly recommended to me by the vitamin person at the health food store&#8230;. At first, I thought I had to put a tablespoon into a smoothie every time I wanted to take it. But, yesterday, I realized I could take it no problem mixed in a glass of water. Easy.</p>
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<p>3. KALE. You know I love my kale. From now on, I eat one whole bunch of kale a week &#8212; at least. I just stick it in a pot with an inch of water and some chopped portobello mushrooms, cover, and leave it on the stove until it&#8217;s just steamed. When it&#8217;s ready, I pour on a little tamari (soy sauce) and some olive/canola oil, sprinkle with pine nuts (and maybe a press of garlic), and ENJOY. It&#8217;s a really nice dish&#8230;. Kale, and all dark leafy greens, are such important non-dairy sources calcium. Indeed, since the Monkey decided she doesn&#8217;t love milk, I ask her to eat a little kale whenever I make it. She forces it down &#8212; it&#8217;s great. Heh. I&#8217;ll also puree kale and put it in smoothies, and I&#8217;ll puree spinach and put it in my kids&#8217; scrambled GREEN EGGS!</p>
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<p>4. FORTIFIED ORANGE JUICE. I love that ORANGE JUICE is now part of my diet. I need it because FORTIFIED orange juice is a valuable source of calcium AND vitamin D &#8212; which has been all over the news as a major cancer preventer. If you can&#8217;t get into direct sunlight for 15-20 minutes a day, you need to take a D supplement. While I have some D in my multivitamin, it&#8217;s not enough in these winter months. PLUS, you need vitamin D to properly absorb calcium. So, HOLLAH to the new orange juices that are adding not only calcium but vitamin D to the mix&#8230;. One cup a day! Cheers!</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/orangejuicewithcalciumvitaminD.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="342" /></p>
<p>5. LENTILS. I hereby vow to have cooked lentils in my fridge at all times. They&#8217;re such a perfect food. Full of fiber, protein and other important stuff. If they&#8217;re sitting in my fridge, I can dump &#8216;em in salads, pasta, on rice&#8230;. I feel healthier already!</p>
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<p>6. FIGS. I&#8217;m also SO pleased to announce that dried figs are now an essential part of my diet. LOVE! One serving (five figs) offers a good source of non-dairy calcium for vegans. We&#8217;re supposed to get 6-8 servings of non-dairy calcium daily. So, between this and the kale and the orange juice (and the almond butter and hummus I love, and soy/rice milk), I&#8217;m golden.</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/Figs.jpg" alt="" width="262" height="159" /></p>
<p>7. Since we&#8217;re on the topic of calcium and bones&#8230;. 30 minutes of exercise a day is now MANDATORY. I have to do it&#8230;. Must stay strong so I can do this forever (yes, I&#8217;m posting it again &#8212; must take more yoga pics)&#8230;.</p>
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<p>Think you&#8217;ll try any of this? Of course, it&#8217;s all great advice for vegetarians and nonvegetarians alike! What do you think?</p>
<p>Off to eat a sweet potato&#8230;. And I&#8217;m, seriously?, really excited about it.</p>
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		<title>Cheaty&#8217;s Recipe for Nature&#8217;s Candy; And, Steamed Kale</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 03:54:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haley-O</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m working SO HARD right now to feel better. I&#8217;ve been feeling totally depleted lately. A diet consisting of pretty-much only almond butter, spelt bread, orange juice, soy chai lattes and multivitamins will do that to you.
It&#8217;s a wee bit challenging to eat well as a vegan. It&#8217;s like, when you pledge to become a [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Cheaty&#8217;s Recipe for Nature&#8217;s Candy; And, Steamed Kale", url: "http://cheatykitchen.com/index.php/2009/01/14/cheatys-recipe-for-natures-candy-and-steamed-kale/" });</script>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m working SO HARD right now to feel better. I&#8217;ve been feeling totally depleted lately. A diet consisting of pretty-much only almond butter, spelt bread, orange juice, soy chai lattes and multivitamins will do that to you.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a wee bit challenging to eat well as a vegan. It&#8217;s like, when you pledge to become a vegan, you also pledge that you will EAT REALLY REALLY WELL. Indeed, part of being a vegan is being gentle and compassionate to your own body. And, I have not been. I&#8217;ve been so preoccupied with my children, and their health and well-being, that I&#8217;ve made no time for my own SELF-CARE. Cooking seems to take too much energy, and all I want at the end of the day, is to sit on my arse and eat sweet, and almond-buttery and BREAD-Y goodness&#8230;. But, my lips are chapped, and my energy is low, and I slip in and out of dark moods all too easily. Not a good sign.</p>
<p>So, <a href="http://cheatymonkey.com/index.php/2009/01/14/popcorn-and-wine/" target="_blank">yesterday, I vowed to make a change</a>. I decided not to make any strict rules that I would end up breaking and berating myself for breaking. Instead, I decided just to eat a little better. To eat some meals and maybe even some greens.</p>
<p>Well, the FREEZING weather here in Canada made it difficult for me to fill my fridge with vegan delicacies (lettuce). But, I did have some KALE in the fridge&#8230;. And, I steamed it with my dinner&#8230;.</p>
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<p>&#8230;and it was good. I liked it. I didn&#8217;t put a single seasoning in it, and I LIKED it. Kale is an AMAZING vegetable. It&#8217;s one of the healthiest in the world &#8212; as are most dark-green leafy vegetables. Maybe it was so tasty because my body really needed it&#8230;. I&#8217;m not sure. But, go for it, Gorgeouses. Pick yourself up a bunch of kale, steam it gently in half a cup of water, and enjoy&#8230;.</p>
<p>If your body doesn&#8217;t welcome the plain steamed kale as much as mine does, add a teaspoon of low-sodium soy sauce (or tamari sauce), a minced garlic clove or two, and some pepper. Let us know how you like it!</p>
<p>Guess who else liked it&#8230;? Josh-O and the RASCAL. The monkey didn&#8217;t try it. But, it&#8217;s okay, because she LOVED my latest concoction: &#8220;NATURE&#8217;S CANDY.&#8221;</p>
<p>Last night at dinner, Monkey asked me if she could have CANDY for dessert. Instead of saying &#8220;noooo,&#8221; I said, &#8220;sure! I&#8217;m making you &#8216;Nature&#8217;s Candy.&#8217;&#8221; She was SO. EXCITED. Squealed for joy! When I finished making it, I walked into the dining room and confidently handed her &#8220;Nature&#8217;s Candy.&#8221; And, to my delight (and surprise), SHE LOVED IT.</p>
<p>She loved it SO MUCH&#8230;that she POSED with it&#8230;.</p>
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<p>Later, when she was in bed, she said she really liked &#8220;Churchiss Candy.&#8221; So, you better get the recipe, eh, Gorgeouses!? HERE IT IS!!!</p>
<h2><strong><span style="color: #ff00ff;">NATURE&#8217;S CANDY</span></strong></h2>
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<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>INGREDIENTS (serves 2)</strong></span></p>
<p>1 apple<br />
1 kiwi<br />
Raisins<br />
<em>(Really, any fruit will do; but, the raisins are a must!)</em><br />
Tablespoon walnuts <em>(optional; great for added omega 3s)</em></p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">INSTRUCTIONS</span></strong></p>
<p>1. Chop up fruit and throw in a bowl.<br />
2. Sprinkle with raisins.<br />
3. Serve with chin up and big smile! AND MAKE SURE YOU CALL IT &#8220;NATURE&#8217;S CANDY,&#8221; or some other name with &#8220;candy&#8221; in it&#8230;. They&#8217;re LOVE IT!  Hee!</p>
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		<title>Vegetarian Pad Thai Recipe</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haley-O</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Thanksgiving today in Canada, which means a LO-HO-HOT of turkeys are being eaten. SO, to give back to those turkeys, and to even things out a bit, why not try this DEELISH vegan recipe one day this week. I think you&#8217;ll find that you AND your family will love it.

INGREDIENTS:
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s Thanksgiving today in Canada, which means a LO-HO-HOT of turkeys are being eaten. SO, to give back to those turkeys, and to even things out a bit, why not try this DEELISH vegan recipe one day this week. I think you&#8217;ll find that you AND your family will love it.</p>
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<p><strong><span style="color: #ff00ff;">INGREDIENTS:</span></strong><br />
(Serves 6-8; Cooking time approx. 45 mins)</p>
<p>6 cups cooked rice noodles, quinoa, OR brown rice<br />
1 six-ounce package of firm tofu, drained and cubed<br />
2 tbsp sesame oil or canola oil<br />
2 cloves garlic, minced<br />
2 medium carrots, thinly sliced<br />
1 medium onion, chopped<br />
Bunch mushrooms (if desired &#8212; I love portobello)<br />
2 cups broccoli florets<br />
1 medium red pepper, chopped<br />
2 green onions, sliced</p>
<p>THE SAUCE<br />
1/2 cup natural peanut or almond butter<br />
3/4 cup orange juice<br />
2 tbs tamari / soy sauce<br />
1 tsp toasted sesame oil<br />
2 cloves garlic, peeled and minced<br />
(water, if consistency is too thick &#8212; which it shouldn&#8217;t be&#8230;)</p>
<p>1/4 cups chopped peanuts</p>
<p><strong><span style="color: #ff00ff;">INSTRUCTIONS:</span></strong></p>
<p>1. Cook the noodles, if using, by following package instructions. To cook brown rice or quinoa, place 2 cups of grain in 4 cups of watter, bring to a boil. Then, lower the heat, cover, and simmer (15 minutes for quinoa or 30 minutes for brown rice). Toward the end of the cooking time, make sure all water is absorbed. Turn off the heat and let stand for 10-15 minutes.</p>
<p>2. Meanwhile, heat 1 tbsp oil in a large pan over medium heat. Add tofu and brown each side &#8212; gently turning over the cubes. Remove from heat, and set aside on a separate plate.</p>
<p>3. Heat remaining 1 tbsp of oil. Add garlic, carrots and onion (and mushrooms would be great!). Stir-fry for 3-4 minutes.</p>
<p>4. Add broccoli and stir-fry for another 3-4 minutes.</p>
<p>5. Add bell peppers, green onions and whatever other veggies you want (green/purple cabbage would be great), and stir fry for 2-3 more minutes.</p>
<p>6. Combine the veggies, tofu and grains/noodles in big bowl.</p>
<p>7. TO MAKE THE SAUCE: Place all the ingredients in a bowl and mix with a fork until smooth. Add water if sauce needs thinning out (or orange juice for more sweet; tamari for more salty). Let it sit for an hour before serving, if possible.</p>
<p>8. If you want, sprinkle with cilantro.</p>
<p>9. DEFINITELY sprinkle with chopped peanuts.</p>
<p>10. Enjoy! And, let us know how you like it!</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/1553120426?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=ablogofherown-20&amp;link_code=as3&amp;camp=212553&amp;creative=381305&amp;creativeASIN=1553120426" target="_blank"><img class="alignleft" src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/Cheaty%20Kitchen/51A2KvYBvgL_SL160_.jpg" alt="" width="108" height="160" /></a><em></em></p>
<p><em>Recipe adapted from the brillers book</em><a href="&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/1553120426?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=ablogofherown-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=15121&amp;creative=330641&amp;creativeASIN=1553120426&quot;&gt;" target="_blank"> Enlightened Eating: Nourishment for Body and Soul</a><em>, by Caroline Dupont. </em></p>
<p><em>I actually had the pleasure of meeting Caroline and receiving nutrition counseling, energy work and meditation guidance from her. She&#8217;s extremely gifted and a lovely person.</em></p>
<p><em>To contact Caroline and/or to book a consultation with her, please visit her website <a href="http://carolinedupont.com" target="_blank">http://carolinedupont.com</a></em><a href="http://carolinedupont.com" target="_blank">.</a></p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haley-O</dc:creator>
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Q: My baby is almost 4 months old&#8230;what do you recommend regarding exercise, losing weight and breastfeeding?  I have read conflicting things and would like to know the best, safest way to lose the baby weight without it affecting my breastmilk.
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<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong><span style="color: #ff00ff;">Q:</span> </strong></span><em>My baby is almost 4 months old&#8230;what do you recommend regarding exercise, losing weight and breastfeeding?  I have read conflicting things and would like to know the best, safest way to lose the baby weight without it affecting my breastmilk.</em></p>
<p><em>Thank you! </em></p>
<p><em>&#8211;Michelle B.</em></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong><span style="color: #ff00ff;">A: </span></strong></span>This is a question that is near and dear to my heart since I am expecting my first baby at the end of August. I am someone who practiced what I preached. I kept a pretty strict diet and worked out pretty hard – I avoided wheat, dairy and most starches/sugar on a regular basis and weight lifted at least 2 times per week plus cardio 4-5 times per week. WOW did my world get turned upside down when I got pregnant. Needless to say that I have put on more then a couple pounds and had to slow down with the workouts. The result is that I feel fat! I know, I know&#8230;I’m pregnant but I thought I would be one of those people who only gained the appropriate 25 pounds. NOT SO!</p>
<p>When I got this question it sparked an urge to formulate a “Bring Sexy Back” plan for all of you moms who want their pre-baby body’s back.</p>
<p>From the research I have done, it is okay to work out pretty intensely assuming you exercised pre baby. It’s the calories you take in or lack thereof that mostly affects the amount of breast milk you will produce. As long as you are providing your body with the right amount of calories coming from good quality, ‘clean’ food there should be no reason you can’t lose the weight!</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>THE &#8220;BRINGING SEXY BACK&#8221; PLAN</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong></strong></span>*If you have never exercised before reduce the exercise portion by half the days and time and work up to 4-5 days per week.</p>
<p><strong> Consult your physician before starting any exercise or diet plan.</strong></p>
<p>Consistency is key!</p>
<p><strong> Exercise:</strong><br />
Cardio: 4-5 times per week for at least 30 minutes (moderate to vigorous intensity)<br />
•    Walking/running on the treadmill, stationary bike, elliptical or stair climbing.<br />
•    Classes at a gym.<br />
•    Going for a brisk walk with a stroller.</p>
<p><strong> Nutrition:</strong><br />
Breastfeeding moms need to make sure they are getting enough calories. For weight loss purposes it’s the type of calories that matter. Maximize your eating by consuming lots of low calorie foods like fruits and veggies!</p>
<p><strong> Tips:</strong><br />
•    Make sure you are eating every 3-4 hours<br />
•    Don’t let yourself get hungry – then the cravings are too strong to avoid<br />
•    Ensure you have cut up fruits and veggies on hand to snack on<br />
•    Spend some time cooking and freezing  &#8211; helps to avoid ordering take out<br />
•    ALL MEALS SHOULD CONTAIN A LEAN PROTEIN AND GOOD QUALITY FAT<br />
•    Avoid starch at dinner<br />
•    Avoid empty calories – sugar is the enemy!<br />
•    Load up on fiber</p>
<p><strong> Breakfast:</strong> HAVE IT!<br />
•    Make sure it contains protein and a complex (full of fiber) carb<br />
•    Slow cooking oats with egg whites or cottage cheese is a good choice</p>
<p><strong>Snacks: </strong>Fruit with nuts or whole grain crackers with a nut butter</p>
<p><strong>Lunch:</strong><br />
•    ½ cup complex carb (quinoa, brown rice etc.)<br />
•    4oz protein<br />
•    Veggies<br />
•    1 tbsp fat</p>
<p><strong>Snack:</strong> Veggies with hummus, cheese, or yoghurt</p>
<p><strong>Dinner:</strong><br />
•    4 oz protein<br />
•    2 cup veggies<br />
•    2 tbsp fat</p>
<p>I plan to have a protein shake later on in the evening or throughout the night if I get hungry. <span style="color: #ff6600;">[Haley's note: for a good protein shake recipe, try <a href="http://cheatykitchen.com/index.php/2008/05/22/first-days-of-new-balanced-diet/">Lori's Shake To Go</a>!]<br />
</span></p>
<p>Remember that everyone is different <span style="color: #ff6600;">[Haley's note: If you want a more personalized plan, <a href="mailto:lori@plnw.ca">email Lori herself</a>!]</span>. I have had clients who couldn’t lose the weight until they stopped breastfeeding. Consuming organic, good quality food and avoiding processed simple sugars is a great place to start!</p>
<p>Good luck!</p>
<p>Lori</p>
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		<title>MORE VEGGIES, PLEASE!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:08:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haley-O</dc:creator>
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So, I lost 2.8 pounds this week! This is actually a bit of a miracle because I&#8217;ve been a cheaty little monkey in the diet department &#8212; at least toward the end of the week, when I got this BRUTAL COLD and was too lazy to tell my inner diet devil to SHUDDUUUUP!

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<p>So, I lost 2.8 pounds this week! This is actually a bit of a miracle because I&#8217;ve been a cheaty little monkey in the diet department &#8212; at least toward the end of the week, when I got this BRUTAL COLD and was too lazy to tell my inner diet devil to SHUDDUUUUP!</p>
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<p>This week, I&#8217;m going hard core, though. My plan, based on <a href="http://cheatykitchen.com/index.php/lori-kennedy/" target="_blank">Lori&#8217;s</a> sage advice, is to CLEAN OUT THE FRIDGE and MAKE ROOM FOR THE VEGGIES!</p>
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<p>My problem with veggies is that I CAN&#8217;T BE BOTHERED. With two kids under 3, there&#8217;s no freaking time to chop chop chop. AND, I&#8217;m CRAZY &#8212; it takes me forever to wash a fruit. LORD HELP US ALL when I buy berries; I&#8217;m standing over the sink rinsing and soaking and re-rinsing those berries&#8230;. It&#8217;s ridiculous. And, it&#8217;s ridiculously time-consuming and exhausting.</p>
<p>SO, Lori gave me the best advice:</p>
<p>1) Buy as much as you can PRE-CHOPPED and PRE-WASHED. Pre-chopped green beans, pre-chopped carrots, etc., etc.. It may cost a WEE bit extra, but it&#8217;s worth it. &#8220;But,&#8221; I asked her, &#8220;Is that healthy? They&#8217;re sitting in the plastic bag, likely not organic, etc., etc.?&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s much better for you than not eating them at all, Haley,&#8221; she replied&#8230;. Point taken!</p>
<p>2) Chop chop chop all your vegetables asap after buying them so that you can just GRAB them out of the fridge. Lori says she does this on Sundays&#8230;. I think that&#8217;s a good habit to get in to. I&#8217;m there&#8230;.</p>
<p>So, tomorrow we start. Clean fridge. Clean eating. Loading up on the veggies&#8230;.</p>
<p>Now, to get some sleep so I can be strong and get FIT and HEALTHY!</p>
<p>What are YOUR secrets to getting your veggies in? Please share!</p>
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		<title>First Days of New BALANCED Diet</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 21:21:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haley-O</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I&#8217;ve been on this new diet lifestyle for 2 days now. It&#8217;s definitely agreeing with me and, after only two days, I can see the errors of my eating ways, and how gravely they were affecting me on so many levels &#8212; physical, emotional, energetic&#8230;.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, I&#8217;ve been on this new <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">diet</span> <em>lifestyle</em> for 2 days now. It&#8217;s definitely agreeing with me and, after only two days, I can see the errors of my eating ways, and how gravely they were affecting me on so many levels &#8212; physical, emotional, energetic&#8230;.</p>
<p>The only change Nutritionist, Lori, wants me to make this first week is breakfast. I&#8217;m supposed to eat one of the balanced breakfasts among her long list. So, two days in a row, I&#8217;ve had an egg, a piece of Ezekiel bread, an oz of cheese and an apple. Starting off with this balanced meal sets me up for the day. And, it&#8217;s quicker and easier to make than I thought it would be!</p>
<p>My friends don&#8217;t seem to understand just WHY I need to quit my Starbucks-chai-tea-latte breakfast &#8212; because, really, it&#8217;s not THAT BAD calorie-wise, and I DO take it with nonfat milk (or soy milk). But, the problem is, that evil drink SPIKES my blood sugar, throwing me out of balance. It&#8217;s a drug, A CRUTCH, for me &#8212; hence I chug it, am absolutely incapable of calmly sipping it. I IDENTIFY with this silly drink. It&#8217;s my ESCAPE. My cup of ADULT in this toddler/baby world I&#8217;m ensconced in.</p>
<p>Now that I realize all this, I have to change it. I canNOT depend on a drink to do all that for me. And, besides, BALANCE, I&#8217;m learning, and not ESCAPE is the way to go. When I have that chai, I crave sugar for the rest of the day &#8212; &#8220;pant pant pant sugar sugar gimme sugar where&#8217;s my sugar another chai need another chai more MORE MOOOOORE!&#8221; I CRAVE that HIGH ALL DAY. With a balanced breakfast, I crave balance all day, and the satisfied feeling that balanced breakfast gives me. Also, the balanced breakfast makes me more apt to recognize when I&#8217;m off balance &#8212; like right now, as a matter of fact, because I&#8217;m so tired from WAY overextending myself lately! MUST GET MORE SLEEP!</p>
<p>So, balance. Yoga off the mat. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, Gorgeouses, renouncing The Chai is NOT EASY, no matter how easy I make it sound! Today, Gorgeouses, I had to work HARD to resist her. I was a like a toddler whose favourite toy has been taken away. I WAAAAAAN IT, and I want it BAD. But, I persevered and managed to get through the day chai&#8230;FREE.</p>
<p>I always thought that &#8220;dieting&#8221; meant denying myself the things I love. But, the things I love are CRUTCHES, ADDICTIONS. And, I need to liberate myself from these addictions. Freedom is in the healthy foods, and not the stuff that WEIGHS US DOWN &#8212; the donuts, the cookies, the CHAAAAIIIIIs we WISH we could have copious amounts of!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m a yoga teacher. Time to get back on track as an example for my students. The goal is liberation. Freedom from the material. Renouncing that chai is an act of freedom. Goodbye CHAI. You suck arse.</p>
<p>So, HUGE NEWS, Kitchen Gorgeouses! Nutritionist LORI is going to motivate us with monthly contributions, to start. When she has more time, i.e., AFTER SHE HAS HER BABY, she&#8217;ll do more &#8212; perhaps WEEKLY!</p>
<p>Just so you know, Lori is AWESOME. So many of my friends are on her diet, and they SWEAR BY IT. She&#8217;s a &#8220;holistic nutritionist&#8221; &#8212; which means she has an eye on OVERALL health and not just on weight loss. You&#8217;ll love her.</p>
<p>More on Lori AND the diet later. For now, a recipe for a BALANCED breakfast that will make you feel as good as I do now. As Lori says, the first thing to do when you&#8217;re changing your lifestyle is to change your breakfast. Eat a balanced breakfast within one hour of waking up. Check it!</p>
<p><strong>LORI&#8217;S SHAKE TO GO</strong></p>
<p>Ingredients:</p>
<p>1/2 c rice milk (substitute 1% Regular Milk or Soy Milk)<br />
1/4 c water<br />
1 scoop protein powder (I use Hemp Protein powder because I&#8217;m a nutball&#8230;.)<br />
1/2 c blueberries<br />
1 c strawberries<br />
2 tsp flaxseed oil</p>
<p>Blend until smooth! Et VOILA! Enjoy.</p>
<p>I haven&#8217;t tried this recipe yet. But, I bought all the ingredients, see?!</p>
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<p>Healthy healthy! And, low maintenance &#8212; I&#8217;m not, like, juicing or growing my own vegetables and sprouts. Will try it tomorrow.</p>
<p><strong>NOTE:</strong> Not every diet suits everyone. What you&#8217;re reading here, of course, are my reflections. Talk to your doctor, of course, and don&#8217;t take these words as Truth. There is no truth. THERE IS NO SPOOOON!</p>
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		<title>The Perfect Wrap</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 05:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haley-O</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day, I was feeling a little adventurous, so bought a package of whole-wheat wraps. AVID lover of bread that I am, I&#8217;ve never really gotten into The Wrap. I mean, what&#8217;s the point &#8212; other than shaving some carbs off your daily count? But, this weekend, I discovered the beauty of The Wrap: [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Perfect Wrap", url: "http://cheatykitchen.com/index.php/2008/05/19/the-perfect-wrap/" });</script>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The other day, I was feeling a little adventurous, so bought a package of whole-wheat wraps. AVID lover of bread that I am, I&#8217;ve never really gotten into The Wrap. I mean, what&#8217;s the point &#8212; other than shaving some carbs off your daily count? But, this weekend, I discovered the beauty of The Wrap: it&#8217;s not the wrap, but what&#8217;s inside that counts. Packed properly, with the right combo and placement of filling, the wrap can be a very delicious thing.</p>
<p>ACCORDINGLY, I am addicted to this little wrap concoction of mine, so I thought I&#8217;d share. It involves a LITTLE washing-and-slicing-of-the-vegetables, of which I&#8217;m not a fan, but the end result is worth it. And, it&#8217;s vegetarian, so no animals were harmed in it&#8217;s making. Check it.</p>
<p><strong>Ingredients:</strong></p>
<p>- Whole Wheat Wrap (for all the dieting Gorgeouses out there);<br />
- Avocado<br />
- Tomato (I use a small plum tomato because I pretty-much LOATHE the tomato; but it works here)<br />
- Lettuce (one big leaf is plenty)<br />
- Low-fat cheese (shredded if available)<br />
- <a href="http://www.amys.com/products/category_view.php?prod_category=1" target="_blank">AMY&#8217;S CALIFORNIA BURGER</a> (WHICH, if you haven&#8217;t tried it, is so YUM &#8212; and it&#8217;s sans soy&#8230;.)</p>
<p><strong>So here&#8217;s what you do:</strong></p>
<p>1. Spread the avocado on the wrap (pretend it&#8217;s butter &#8212; really really HEALTHY butter).</p>
<p>2. Spread all the other ingredients in a line in the centre of the wrap, like so&#8230;.</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/Blog%20Photos/ablog/IMG_2391.jpg" alt="" width="342" height="256" /></p>
<p>Eww&#8230;. It looks pretty GNARSTY in picture. So, you&#8217;ll have to trust me that it&#8217;s great.</p>
<p>3. Roll it up.<br />
4. Cut in half so you can see the pretty cross-section&#8230;.</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/Blog%20Photos/ablog/IMG_2394.jpg" alt="" width="342" height="255" /></p>
<p>Look how PROFESSIONAL!</p>
<p>5. ENJOY!</p>
<p>Et voila! The perfect wrap. Try it! And, let me know how you like it!</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Is Your Bump Because You&#8217;re Pregnant or Because You Just Had Your Baby?&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 05:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haley-O</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;Yeah. That just about sums up my day.
So, yeah. I&#8217;m still in a funk.
Don&#8217;t you LOVE it, Gorgeouses? Isn&#8217;t that why you come here. Or, should I shut it already and just give the people WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT!:

There. Happy now? Worth your time stopping by?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;Yeah. That just about sums up my day.</p>
<p>So, yeah. I&#8217;m still in a funk.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t you LOVE it, Gorgeouses? Isn&#8217;t that why you come here. Or, should I shut it already and just give the people WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT!:</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/Blog%20Photos/Minnow.jpg" alt="" width="429" height="497" /></p>
<p>There. Happy now? Worth your time stopping by?</p>
<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m still feeling a little postpartum-y. Today, I cried. CRIED. At the idea of going on vacation. See, I decided I want to go somewhere sunny with palm trees and ocean SO BADLY. And, know what? I want to go by myself.</p>
<p>All by myself.</p>
<p>I want to go to some remote (safe) sunny spot all by myself. I want to sit on the beach, stare at the ocean, for, like, 4 straight days. I want to fill my nose with SEA freaking BREEZE and just veg. No responsibilities. No noise (except waves and the sweet chirping of island birds). And, all the NON-VIRGIN NON-CALORIE piña coladas I can drink WITHOUT GETTING SICK. Oh, and Clive Owen (in FULL ELIZABETHAN GARB) fanning me with palm leaves.</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/Blog%20Photos/Clive.jpg" alt="" width="333" height="400" /><br />
<em> Love&#8230;. And, yes yes I know I posted this pic already THIS WEEK (no less). But, I&#8217;m hurting. And, he, like, makes it better.</em></p>
<p>So, it&#8217;s a bit of a fantasy (duh). And, it makes me cry to think that it will never ever happen. Unless&#8230;, <em>well</em>, how much do you think I&#8217;d have to pay Clive to fan me? And, do you think it&#8217;d be extra for the Elizabethan garb?</p>
<p>As I was saying&#8230;. At the very least, I NEED a vacation. Would LOVE to go to some remote island. Where it&#8217;s sunny. And, there&#8217;s ocean.</p>
<p>Since I&#8217;ll be nursing for a year, this can&#8217;t happen till the Fall, at least. But, I think I&#8217;m serious about it. I think I need it. I think it&#8217;ll make me happy. Life&#8217;s short. I need a REAL break. And a tan. I could really use a tan. And a haircut (must book appointment tomorrow&#8230;).</p>
<p>In the meantime, I put way too much pressure on myself, and I&#8217;m convinced that THIS is exactly what&#8217;s getting to me. I put pressure on myself to be the perfect mom, perfect wife &#8212; I mean, amid all the chaos that is MY LIFE, I made THIS today? Like, excuse me?:</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/Blog%20Photos/IMG_0866.jpg" alt="" width="424" height="318" /><br />
<em>I really need to take a food photography class because my food always looks like vomit in pictures. Kind of like <a href="http://www.cheatymonkey.com/?p=988" target="_blank">my nose</a>&#8230;. Anyway, that&#8217;s cornflake-crusted chicken and rice with vegetables. I stood there with <a href="http://www.cheatymonkey.com/?p=990" target="_blank">SORE FEET and VAJEEJEJEJEEEEJEEE</a> baking SIX CHICKEN BREASTS.</em></p>
<p>And, yesterday, IN PRIME FUNKDOME, I made a quiche (AND the monkey loved it &#8212; of course, not realizing there was an ENTIRE package of spinach in it, mwhahahaha!):</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/Blog%20Photos/IMG_0856.jpg" alt="" width="424" height="318" /><br />
<em>Yes, I know. The composition of this photo is brillers. The over-buttered bread (of Josh-O), the lone knife on the plate &#8212; fancay! The burnt bit. Total brills. YUM!</em></p>
<p>&#8230;.and, I&#8217;m putting way too much pressure on myself to get into shape again. Whole. Body. Aches.</p>
<p>So, I&#8217;m taking it easy.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not going to the gym tomorrow.</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m going for a leisurely walk to work the bod AND ease the soul.</p>
<p>With him:</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/Blog%20Photos/IMG_0861.jpg" alt="" width="423" height="563" /><br />
<em>Can you believe HOW BIG??? Oh and <span style="color: #ff0000;">HE ROLLED ONTO HIS TUMMY TODAY</span>! Yay Rascal!<br />
</em></p>
<p>Then, we&#8217;ll pick up the monkey from preschool, and we&#8217;ll go somewhere FUN for all. Maybe I&#8217;ll even buy myself something&#8230;. And, maybe I&#8217;ll buy the monkey a little tea set and play tea party with her because it&#8217;s so dang freaking adorable.</p>
<p>Yeah. Tomorrow&#8217;s going to be a good day.</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/cmflowermain.jpg" alt="" width="23" height="25" /></p>
<p>As promised&#8230;.</p>
<p>The monkey&#8217;s been breastfeeLING the rascal!!!!! She&#8217;s got one thumb in her mouth and the other HAND DOWN HIS SHIRT. OY!:</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/Blog%20Photos/IMG_0855.jpg" alt="" width="204" height="272" /> <img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/Blog%20Photos/IMG_0854.jpg" alt="" width="204" height="273" /><br />
<em>Oy, CHIN!</em></p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/cmflowermain.jpg" alt="" width="23" height="25" /></p>
<p><strong>Monkey to Josh-O:</strong> No. I&#8217;m NOT shaving today&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>The Once-a-Week Cheat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Haley-O</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guess what I have playing OVER AND OVER in my head?
Give up?
Well, I don&#8217;t blame you for not guessing it right because it&#8217;s not a song.
No. It&#8217;s a FREAKING SENTENCE. In a FREAKING FRENCH ACCENT:
&#8220;If you wish to see the chef, you will have to wait until all the other customer have gone.&#8221; 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guess what I have playing OVER AND OVER in my head?</p>
<p>Give up?</p>
<p>Well, I don&#8217;t blame you for not guessing it right because it&#8217;s not a song.</p>
<p>No. It&#8217;s a FREAKING SENTENCE. In a FREAKING FRENCH ACCENT:</p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">&#8220;If you wish to see the chef, you will have to wait until all the other customer have gone.&#8221; </span></p>
<p>OVER AND OVER&#8230;and OVER my HEAD!</p>
<p>Of course, it&#8217;s from my monkey&#8217;s favourite movie, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382932/" target="_blank"><em>Ratatouille</em></a>, WHICH we have watched almost every day since we got it. We got it some time in December.</p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">&#8220;Anton Ego is just another customer. LEZ COOK!&#8221; </span></p>
<p>ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/Blog%20Photos/rat5-1.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="166" /></p>
<p>It won&#8217;t stop!</p>
<p>A-NY-WAY. I can still talk to you, even though I have Collette babbling away in my head&#8230;.</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/Blog%20Photos/rat1.jpg" alt="" width="111" height="120" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/cmflowermain.jpg" alt="" width="23" height="25" /></p>
<p>So, this weekend? Some interesting things transpired.</p>
<p>I drank my first Starbucks Chai Tea Latte of 2008&#8230;. Yes I did.  I had it with soy milk &#8212; mmmm&#8230;.so creammmy and sweet! Why am I not freaking out at myself in my usual self-denigrating style? Because I&#8217;m happy about it.</p>
<p>Once a week, Gorgeouses. I&#8217;m allowing myself my favourite thing in the whole world once a week. Because this diet thing sucks. Yes, BECAUSE this diet thing sucks, I&#8217;m allowing myself one day a week to have my favourite things. And, that day would be Saturday.</p>
<p>So, this Saturday, I sipped my chai in a new way: savouring every single little sip! I enjoyed my favourite Italian grilled vegetable sandwich. And, I munched on my favourite <a href="http://www.worldpantry.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce/ExecMacro/nspired/sunspire/home.d2w/report" target="_blank">Sunspire Sundrops</a> (the all-natural edition of M&amp;Ms). Mmmmm&#8230;.</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/Blog%20Photos/sundrops.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>I also mixed all these treats with a healthy dose of speed walking (not the geeky kind), and a healthy, home-cooked dinner. Check it&#8230;CHILEH:</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/Blog%20Photos/IMG_0827.jpg" alt="" width="269" height="201" /></p>
<p>That looks a bit like vomit, doesn&#8217;t it&#8230;. Well, it tasted better than it looks. Josh-O and the monkey loved it. So there!</p>
<p>I also bought a pilates DVDV (as the monkey calls it&#8230;hee!). We&#8217;ll see how that goes.</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/cmflowermain.jpg" alt="" width="23" height="25" /></p>
<p>And, in other news&#8230;.</p>
<p>Today, at a 9:30am birthday party (thankyouverymuch), I resisted THIS:</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/Blog%20Photos/IMG_0830.jpg" alt="" width="340" height="255" /></p>
<p>And, instead had this:</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/Blog%20Photos/IMG_0831.jpg" alt="" width="342" height="256" /></p>
<p>How very, very boring of me.</p>
<p><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/haley-o/cmflowermain.jpg" alt="" width="23" height="25" /></p>
<p>Hmph&#8230;, cheaty little monkey&#8230;.</p>
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