Hi mom.

Alas, no. I’m sitting on my arse. Big Brother is on pause while Josh-O checks on the monkey.

So I got gifties! I got gifties! Sweet dude got me a gift certificate to a sunglasses store. HOLLAAAHHH! AND, he got me a gift certificate to my FAVOURITE place in the whole wide world. If you ever want to get me something, YE STALKERS AND SECRET ADMIRERS, THAT is where you go (and tell them I said hi). Lord knows this mama-o (otherwise, SADLY, known in this house as “BIG MAMA”…Dangit, monkey won’t stop with that! Hey, but I DON’T CARE ‘cuz I lost a whopping 3 pounds last week! Can I get a HOLLLAAAAAHHH!) could use a FACIAL….

Check where Josh-O and I went to dinner tonight — care of IT’SGRANDMA and PAPA’SHERE (my parents, who, PRAISE!, babysat the monkeys while we dined)….

I know I know. I don’t DO steak (I’m a Mammalian!). But, what I DO do is THIS:

Mmmmmmmm…. Breeeaaaaaaad….

And, most of all, I DO THIS:

THIS:

CLOSEUP THIS!!!:

Best cake in the city — if you can CALL it “cake” (should be called “HEAVEN”). Thought it was small when she first brought it out. But, MAN, is it RICH. It was PERFECT. PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT.

And, great blogger that I am, I forgot my camera. But, I asked for a photo…. So, we got this:

Awwwwww!

Today marks ANOTHER special occasion, by the way…. Rascal’s SIX MONTHS OLD today. Can you believe? And, no, he’s still not sleeping through the night. Not even close. And, no, there will be no more pictures of Rascal’s face on this website. I know, WAAAAHH. It’s HARD for me, believe me! But, don’t despair, Gorgeouses, because someone offered to step in for rascal when necessary:

He loves himself.

And, one more thing?…

Don’t have a cow….

MAKE a cow:

Moo.

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